(...in continuation from the previous post.)
Right behind the baggage carousel, was the baggage claim
counter. So, baggage miss is a common thing. That's a relief!
Deepa walked towards the counter and I dragged my feet behind with a head full
of thoughts.
Did the fresher forget to
tag my bag? Is it sitting cold and lonely at the Trivandrum airport tarmac?
Sigh!
As we waited in a not so long queue, we heard another guy
(in a line parallel to ours) complain to another lady at the desk.
“What do you mean you can’t find it in the system?”
Ah, so even software is of no use nowadays…
“How do I know till where it went? Why don’t you check your
system and tell me?”
After more ranting, he said finally, “So, how are you guys
going to get the luggage to me? I have a very tight schedule.” One day Zurich,
one day some other country, and next day another country – it seemed.
The lady patiently said the airlines would get the luggage
to wherever he was at that time.
She asked if he could describe his bag to her and if he knew
the brand of the bag.
“How would I know the brand of the bag? I don’t try to
memorize the brand of my bag. It’s just a simple black bag… Well, it’s got
shirts and trousers and lots of shorts and knickers.”
Finally, he filled out the form, swore a bit – which I will
not be describing here – and walked off.
In the middle of all this, I did not fail to notice that the
lady was extremely beautiful.
Unfortunately, for my male readers – I do not
have a picture of her.
I explained my dilemma to the lady. That was the moment I realized I had noticed a lot of details of my bag - which I didn't know about myself.
When she asked to describe the bag, I was precise and quick like Benedict Cumberbacht in Sherlock Holmes,
“It’s a green Atlanta bag with the same size as my colleague’s
bag. Dark bottle green. With red and brown ribbons tied at the handle. Not sure
if the loose ribbons fell off. Please don’t make the ribbon as your mandate –
blah, blah, blah…”
I was so impressed with my level of detail and that feeling
lasted about a second and then the thought occurred to me - I need to get a life.
The lady checked the system and said she could not find the
luggage anywhere.
I almost asked - Which
idiot coded that software? Then I remembered - I did have a history in the
airline software industry. Might not be a good idea to check on the idiot.
The lady asked me to go and show the form to the customs
officer, get a seal and come back and she would explain how to track the
missing bag.
Went to the customs officer, got the seal, came back. And then, she gave me a
slip on which the details (including a Ukrainian number) were available.
I decided to take my mind off the luggage. That’s when I
felt my feet were numb with pain. I’ve been walking on high heel wedges all day long. Of course I had a pair of flats. Now, where were they… oh yea, of course! In the missing luggage.
We decided it was time to take a break. So, we decided to go
to Boryspil International Airport Hotel. Since it was just a 5 min walk, that’s
what we did. We walked till the hotel.
On reaching the hotel, I felt it was some boarding house.
There was an old fashioned bell to call the receptionist to the desk. A lady wearing a uniform and hairdo from the 80s stepped forward and asked us what we wanted.
There was an old fashioned bell to call the receptionist to the desk. A lady wearing a uniform and hairdo from the 80s stepped forward and asked us what we wanted.
Prabakar asked the rates. Apparently, they had just a 6 hour
package and then a 24 hour deal. We decided to take the 6 hour package. They didn’t
have single rooms. So, Deepa and I would have to share. Well, Prabakar would
take a double room to himself. We were okay with that.
Prabakar asked, “It should be okay if we take some time extra from our 6 hours right?”
The lady smiled and asked, “How much time?”
“Maybe 5…”, seeing the lady not responding, “10 minutes?”
Prabakar had a mischievous grin.
We all laughed.
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A selfie in our room at Boryspil International Airport |
Did we just move
back in time?
All my head kept telling me was - RUN!
I put my laptop bag down. And I thought for a long time and
sat carefully on one single bed.
Deepa was going to put her jacket on the bed and I screamed,
“Don’t!”
Deepa looked at me. “What if there are bed bugs there?”
Deepa looked around and put her jacket on a table.
We went for lunch at the restaurant. I ordered pasta. Deepa and Prabakar ordered some veg platter with boiled rice.
First things first. I had to get the Matrix connection
sorted out, else I could not call to track my bag. Luckily, there was a customer support number
that got into my mobile along with the SIM. I called them up.
Meanwhile, the pasta came. It was covered in cheese. No salt. No spice.
I
ate while I explained to customer support my issue. They said I had to manually
choose a network operator. I asked them how and after some explanation – I was
confident enough to hang up and try myself.
I tried to change the network operator. That didn’t work.
Called customer support. They gave me the next step. Is this a game to you? Then it all made sense to me. The name of
the SIM was – Matrix. Of course, what should I expect!
Finally, I managed to get the outgoing call working. Weird
process. I call the number. A request is sent. And then a call from that number
comes. I pick it up. And hey it starts ringing at the place I called. Tried a
Ukrainian number – it said Invalid Format. Gave up the outgoing option.
Then, I needed to check the incoming. We tried the number on
the pack. Didn’t work. I tried calling somebody to get the number. Didn’t work.
Finally, we decided getting the incoming wasn’t worth all that trouble. Oh,
yea! Incoming was free. After this kind of trouble, I see why.
Luckily, the hotel had free WiFi. I installed Skype,
credited some amount and called home. Spoke for some time. Told about the
missing luggage. Felt better.
I decided to check the status of my luggage online. It kept
saying tracking is going on.
Calling them was not possible. So, I decided to mail them.
Got a reply from a Ukrainian address. Thankfully the content
was in English. They had sent mails to all airports I had been to saying it was
urgent to get info about my bag. I replied telling them to not stop looking
out.
Finally, I realized there could be a chance that I lost the
luggage forever. When I thought about it, it was just some old clothes.
Favorites but old ones.
I checked baggage claim policies while Deepa slept off. One
option said there could be a chance of getting 1000 USD for a lost bag. Of
course, the bag should be missing for 21 days.
1000 USD is a looooot
of money, baby!
Then, the word hit me like a bang – SHOPPING! That too in a
foreign country! Puttu adikande!
Immediately, I mailed the airlines. Telling about how upset
and inconvenienced I felt. If I needed a justification for my misery, this had
to be it. Over aakanam!
I decided to rest for a while. When I woke up, I told Deepa
about my findings. Deepa said we should split the money and have fun. I felt
generous and we made a pact.
When it was time to run out of the hotel, I did so without
thinking twice.
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Caramel Coffee - which tasted like kashaayam |
We checked out and went back to the airport. We ordered some Venezuelan cake, dumplings, cancelled something, ordered again – all the while speaking in English to a waitress who could understand very little. When we got our order, we realized she didn’t understand the cancellation part. So, we had to stuff ourselves.
Prabakar and Deepa decided to buy Kievstar SIM. When
they tried calling India with the new SIM, they couldn’t make it through. Deepa asked the lady at the counter, how she should dial the number. Was it with a 91 in the beginning? The lady shook her head
and said, “Loose!”
Enthonnu?
“Loose! Loose!”
Then, she typed plus in front of 91. Oh, plus inu loose aano Ukrainian il. Appo minus inu ivide tight ennano
parayuka?
Deepa said she meant to loose the extra 0 in the beginning, which she had added. To this day, it remains a mystery what the lady meant by "loose".
We went to check in our (mostly Deepa’s and Prabakar’s)
luggage at the airline counter. Deepa and I were saying about how the people
seemed a little too disdainful of us.
When we reached the counter we met a
friendly guy. He was so friendly that when he saw Deepa’s cabin bag was heavy, he asked her to remove some contents out, weighed it again and marked it
approved for cabin baggage. And said she could put the stuff back in. We
started laughing.
He asked me for my bag. I said I lost mine. He was sorry –
more so, because he asked.
And finally, we started the last leg of the journey - we boarded the next flight to Kharkiv.
Kharkiv
Destination reached!
We reached Kharkiv and I kept thinking of my luggage. I had
an extra pair of clothes in my hand bag. But that would be only for 1 day.
We went to the baggage carousel here. The lady at the
baggage claim at Kiev had mentioned to simply check for my bag at the Kharkiv airport.
I simply looked out. First bag came out. Next bag came out. The next came. And
no sign of my bag. I decided not to keep any hopes up.
And there from far a
very old bag with a red and brown ribbon came. Deepa jumped up and down in
excitement.
Those idiots checked it in till Kharkiv – which was good,
because I didn’t have to carry it around. But they gave me a tag on my boarding
pass only till Kiev. So I went through unnecessary trouble and tension all for
nothing. Well, if you think about it. You, my readers have also gone through
the same.
And of course, I sent back a neat reply to the baggage claim section – Please don’t worry about it. I got my luggage.
Angane 1000 USD il
Kharkiv pattanam, swaaha!
And then we set off to Premier Palace, Kharkiv.
Zdravstvyute, Kharkiv! The City of Wild Dreams.
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